I was puzzling over the timing of this blog post, when I learned that a review of William Patry's Moral Panics and the Copyright Wars was posted yesterday by Nate Anderson of Ars Technica. It is called Big Content: Using "moral panics" to change copyright law. It is both funny and devastating.
As the review's title indicates, Ars Technica is no cheerleader for copyrights or content industries. Indeed, its biases slant against them, but Ars is still worth listening to--it usually avoids the unhinged ranting of copyhate blogs like TechDirt, (and its coverage of the two Thomas trials and the Tenenbaum trial was invaluable and unique).
But that makes the Ars review of Moral Panics and the Copyright Wars ("Copyright Wars") all the more telling. As Ars notes, "the tone [in Copyright Wars] gets so one-sided at points that all but the most hardened copyfighter will probably set the book down at some passages, scratch the chin, and ask, 'Really?'"
Indeed, Ars notes that Patry is "an established and highly successful lawyer whose bio hardly makes him sound like a bomb-thrower. But, when freed from the shackles of legal writing, Patry can lob hand grenades with the best of them." Ars then quotes some "choice nuggets" from Copyright Wars, after noting that it "veers repeatedly into 'screed' territory." Here are a few of these "choice nuggets":
[T]here's a certain irony in the method here. The quotes above rely on the most vivid of metaphors--copyright battles as cancer, graduated response laws as guillotines, the Digital Millennium Copyright Act as a chastity belt [and fascism]--in order to discredit what they describe, yet this is exactly what Patry spends much of the book accusing Big Content of doing.But there are layers of irony here. Mr. Anderson happily used the term "Big Content"--which analogizes creative industries to "Big Tobacco"--in the sentence in which he was trying to note, (albeit rather gently), that Copyright Wars goes way over the top rhetorically. After all, the author of Copyright Wars wrote a chapter-long denunciation of the claim that an author is the "parent" of her work--and then claimed that Samsung is the husband of a Samsung DVD player and that content industries thus "put a chastity belt on someone else's wife."
Finally, I must note that Ars should not harbor the notion that Mr. Patry will contemplate its review of his book. Unfortunately, Ars--like two other "multiple reviewers" of Copyright Wars--was so rude as to note that Copyright Wars is a parody of itself. The "most prolific scholar of copyright in history" has explained what he does with the reviews of such "haters":
There are, of course, the haters who pen diatribes that are not in any meaning of the word a "review." Two people in particular have write multiple such "reviews," apparently unable to ever purge themselves of the bile that poisons their lives as they attempt to poison others' lives. To them, I quote Max Reger's letter to a music reviewer of one of his compositions: "I am sitting in the smallest room in my house. I have your review before me. Soon, it will be behind me."--William Patry.
Obviously, I will have more to say about the preceding--and oh-so-scholarly--"analysis" soon enough.