Until such fantastic Jules Verne-style technologies are developed in some distant century, it is obviously vital that each and every state government develop its own requirement as to how website operatorsâ€”especially those that purport to offer fantastic-but-as-yet-clearly-impossible â€œsearchâ€ servicesâ€”must clutter their websites' homepages with links to information that no user could ever possibly find on his or her own with todayâ€™s crude technology.
Of course, even if such â€œsearch enginesâ€ (to coin an unlikely phrase) actually existed, the burden on consumers of typing seventeen (17!) lettersâ€”plus two (2) spaces and perhaps even two (2) more quotation marks for a total of up to twenty-one (21!) agonizing-to-type charactersâ€”would have to be reduced dramatically through some additional innovation or Esperanto-like simplification of the English language before we could reasonably expect that average consumers might be able to find privacy policies on their own without the benefit of Californiaâ€™s enlightened net-paternalism.
Let us only hope that California will protect Internet users all over the planet from the myriad other horrors of poor website design and organizationâ€”and that every other state will do the same. Given still-unconfirmed rumors that website operators are increasingly beginning to serve customers from multiple statesâ€”and, in some extreme cases, even multiple countriesâ€”it is, of course, possible that conflicting state laws might create some difficulty for certain website operators, who could be forced to create state-specific versions of their webpages in the face of conflicting state laws, each with different links and disclaimers in varying font sizes and perhaps even colors. Nonetheless, when it comes to making privacy policies accessible, â€œwe shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty privacy.â€ President Kennedy, himself a dreamer about new frontiers, would have settled for nothing less.
Sacramento, the world looks to you now more than ever to lead us to a brighter future where any information a user could ever want is just a click away.